A smooth, elongated device that looks like a curved iPod, this alarm clock-cum-vibrator promises to make your mornings happier by waking you up with some good vibrations.You programme the clock to wake you up at the desired hour, choose one of six different 'vibrating patterns', position the gizmo in your pants - and then wait. Come morning, the subdued buzzing emanating from your nether regions will be the only indication it's time to wake up.The $70 (£40) wake-up vibe comes in three different colours. The makers of the device suggest the one in  pink is best for 'good girls looking for a sexy experience of pleasure'.The purple vibe is not only 'the most excentric [sic] of the wake up vibes' but also 'an icon of inspiration, imagination and desire'. Who knew?The black version 'will make you wake up satisfying your darkest wishes. Glamorous and sofisticated [sic], are you ready to join the dark side?'If you're unsure of your answer to that question because of logistical concerns, the manufacturers insist that, even if you move around a lot at night, '[the vibe] will stay in the place [sic]' as 'it is shaped to the curves of the female body and exceptionally thin'.The gadget comes with a rechargeable battery and different kinds of plugs, allowing you to use it 'all over the world'. It seems there really is no excuse for sleeping in anymore.(dailymail.co.uk)ANN.Az