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Kim Jong-un claims to have found elixir of life

Kim Jong-un claims to have found elixir of life
14.07.2016 17:01
The tubby tyrant claims water from a spring just outside North Korean capital Pyongyang slows the ageing process and prevents cancer.

A report into the magical drink boasts villagers living near the water source are still working in fields at 90 years old.

It is unclear if this is down to the water – or due to forced labour introduced by the Communist regime.

Water from the mountain is being bottled and sold to Kim’s 27million loyal subjects.

But don’t worry, there is plenty to go around – as the spring is apparently never-ending.

A study into the drink, reported in the Sun, said: "Villagers call it a clear water that gives energy.

"Many people over 90 are still working on the field."

"It works as an antioxidant to prevent the accumulation of peroxides, retard ageing and prevent cancer.

"However, much they pump the water, it never diminishes.”

North Korea claimed to have developed a medicine capable of curing SARS, AIDS and Ebola last year.

The Hermit Kingdom also produced Viagra it says can keep you hard for 24 hours.

And – perhaps most importantly – it markets hangover-free booze.

(dailystar.co.uk)

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