Balotelli's crazy new derby special haircut, United t-shirt wind-up

That's where we come in: each day, World of Sport brings you the pick of the stories that you might have missed from the last day or two. Here's today's choice.Think we missed something better? Let us know in the comments box down below.Mario Belotelli has unveiled his new haircut, which he will sport for this Saturday's Merseyside derby.It is as *understated* as ever from the Italian who posted pictures of the new barnet on Instagram with the message "Do you see what I mean?"Balotelli's colourful off the pitch antics are always entertaining but Liverpool fans might be hoping to see at little more on it from their £16m summer signing from AC Milan.The former Manchester City striker has now made five appearances for the Reds but has only scored one goal from play – against Ludogorets in the Champions League.2) 'THIS TIME NEXT YEAR...' - Tottenham fans wind up United with new t-shirtOnly Fools and Horses was, of course, a classic TV show - but now it's been used by Tottenham fans to mock their Manchester United counterparts.The faces of Louis van Gaal, Wayne Rooney and Angel Di Maria were slapped on to the iconic images of Del Boy, Rodney and Uncle Albert from the hit BBC comedy.Accompanying the ‘Only Fools and Man United’ image is the caption; ‘This time next year, we’ll be champions’ – a reference to the Trotters’ misguided belief that one day they will be millionaires.3) PREM STAR ARRESTED... OVER CHEESE - Steven Caulker 'wrongly arrested for Philadelphia theft'Caulker, who moved to QPR from Cardiff over the summer, was apprehended outside a Tesco Express in Weybridge after staff thought that the England international had stolen the cheese worth £1.85.A Surrey police spokeswoman said: “There was some confusion between staff about payment.”Reports suggest that Caulker was heading back into the store with the cheese as he was put in handcuffs.A source told the Sun: “He had left the Tesco Express then turned around and gone back in."That was when the police arrived, jumping from their squad car and handcuffing him. He looked pretty alarmed."4) SAD SUAREZ APPEARS IN POOR MATCH - New Barcelona man scores in B team contestUnable to play an official match for another month, Luis Suarez started for Barcelona B's friendly against the Indonesia U19 team.Though Thomas Vermaelen also played in the match as he works his way back from injury, for Suarez the whole thing had to be roughly equivalent to eating a McDonald's happy meal in the back of a van when you're used to having filet mignon in the finest restaurants.With his family amongst the relative few in attendance at Barca's training complex, Suarez scored two goals and managed to refrain from biting his vastly inferior competition.(uk.eurosport.yahoo.com)Bakudaily.Az