'Do not use on your lady parts!'

The two-slice white toaster with 'color accents,' which is made in Vermont, prints the image of a burned vagina onto the middle of toast -- much to Amazon shoppers' amusement.From reviews titled 'makes surprisingly moist toast,' to 'perfect for tuna sandwiches', the $35 novelty toaster has received a slew of satirical comments from online customers with a subversive sense of humor.'When I first heard about this item, I was very excited. Then I saw the actual product,' wrote Mike Ireland. '[But] this is more of a Labia/Vulva Toaster than an actual Vagina Toaster. The Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation needs to get its terminology straight! I cannot, in good conscience, give a positive rating to an incorrectly labled product.'Meanwhile commenter TC was surprised at its ability to make 'moist toast.''I received one of these as a gift from my good friend David M. and at first I thought it was a joke. But I gotta tell you, the toast has a perfect consistency,' he explained.'Soft around the edges, then a little more firm, then super soft in the middle. It makes for a difficult bite pattern. Naturally, the pattern encouraged you to eat in the center first and then work your way to the outside.'Another user, SW3k, said the vagina toaster is 'all anyone really wants in life.''Sometimes I eat jelly off of my vag toast and other times, tuna salad. It doesn’t matter…everything tastes wonderful on warm vagina (bread). The only thing I wouldn’t eat on this feminine toast is blood pudding. A gentleman must have some limits, you know.'One Amazon customer seemed to take the toaster literary, however.'Warning! Do not use it on your lady parts! I thought this would be a good way to warm up during the cold spell we had recently. . . way too hot, in fact burning pain!' she wrote.'There is no temperature control, probably an oversight, once they fix that I’m sure this will be a great product.'(dailymail.co.uk)ANN.Az